It's a me, Mario! Story from the Italy trip

Ps: ADDING PICS AS SOON AS I GET THEM!!

Day 1
  The trip started early in the morning. Like really early. Me and Mario left my place somewhere 4 am in the morning, met Ele and Chris in Vohnja and drove to Kadrina, where we where the first ones, woohooo!
   But already then we where laughing so hard we probably woke half Kadrina up. We had an weird route to Poland where our first night was. We went from Kadrina-Tallinn-Pärnu-Latvia-Lithuania-Poland. And yes, we laughed half way there. Lots of cows and horses was on the fields, probably thats why I made a stupid pony joke and for the rest of the trip, I was a pony.. A powerfull pony with 0,5 horse power!!!
   Our hotel was near the highway so we saw many trucks and when we walked past the road Optimus Prime and his followers ( trucks that where decorated with light) honked their horns for us. Pretty sweet uhh :) Near the hotel was a fast food place where we sat most of our time. There was a cool local gang whose members didnt wear any t-shirts and they played cards and watched us how we ate pizzas xD 5 pizzas per 2 person is too much, just telling you ;)
My dress code: Slutty Army Pipi Longstocking ^^

Day 2
 It started early, we had to leave the place at 7 am. Our goal was to reach our second hotel in Czech Rep. We started to write down our jokes because we where so funny. But in the end it was useless, telling you soon why ;) Anyways the closer we got to Italy, the worse the toilets turned. Joked, that when we get to Italy, we do not have any toilets, if we are lucky, we have holes on the floor. Well yeah, we didnt care, if the weather was good, as long as the toilets are nice. (that was also a joke).

 This was our view from our Czech hotel room. At night there was some kind of festival in the Old Town, but me and Ele got kinda lost and we missed the Old Town and basically walked down some other streets around it xD But The shops had wicked stuff on their windows and we had fun. When rain and thunder came out we headed back to hotel. I had difficulties falling asleep because it was so hot and i was sleeping under the window but the rain and thunder was so scary. In the end I still blacked out. Thunder was really beautiful.


Day 3
  Reached to Vienna. A beautiful church and some park. Made lots of funny pictures that I DO NOT HAVE :( And so many horses. Oh, there was one dude who asked us, if we wanted to ride with an old car. When we said no he replayed with weird voice"Oh, okeeey" And the it was like Ludacris rapping! He started talking so fast about that cars history with some music im sure it would be a perfect radiohit :)
 Driving throw Czech and Austria the most thrilling thing was holding our breath when we entered the tunnels. And slowly the mountains started to show and all we could do was admire its magical beauty.

Day 4

SAN MARINO!
Certainly a place where I will go again. The 3 castles on the top of Monte Titano and those beautiful and adorable gift shops. Walking past the shopkeepers and on guy said to us " Tere, tere! 5 euro 3 euro!" It was so heart warming but not as much as the guy selling wines...Well his estonian was pretty good. when he saw that we noticed penis shaped wine bottels on the shelf he said " Tahad suurt, saad väikese" In the end he managed to get 3 cheek kisses from me :) Aparantly he liked me :) Oh, and the wine he let me taste was very good or else I wouldnt had bought it ;) I also bought dragon pen, katana, spear knight, San Marinos fan and a red mask. Oh, and the reason Im going back is that I found stores where they sell full knight armor + so many katanas


And I left my sunglasses and the jokebook in the hotel, jup, im smart ^^

Before we went to our hotel we went swimming in the Adrian sea...Those waves! And im telling you, those people stared me like i was a ghost! well, if people are tanned as couces and then a snow-white like me walks past them, yeah, im sure they see a living ghost :D But the sea was so warm and those waves just wanted to hug you so badly it sometimes hurted :) And the waves almost stoled my ring. Luckily I accidentaly stepped on the ring and managed to pick it up on right time, before another big wave came.

From many maskes, i choosed it :)

Day 5
Day in Roma. Vatican -Wow. Could not imagine its so big and just wow. When we headed to the Saint Peters square, well, its the spot we stayed. Just layed on the cool grass on a hot summer day. Even there we had wonderful views on the fountains, sculptures and facades.

Romulus and Remus

Colosseum

Forum

Day 6

Church

Pisa peeking

Isn't it just cute how shy Pisa tower actually is ^^ There was one statue-guy also with whom we made pictures. My golden boy ;)

"Whats your name"

"No"

"Whats your name, I'll only..."

"NO"

Thats how you have to walk around, saying no to every cheap offer. Ouh, our guide told us before we left our bus that DO not talk with those dark sellers, and obviously my friends told me " As soon as you step your feet out you are in one of those traps, you stay here" I did not step in any traps :P

Day 7

Before the heavy raining started

Venice- The Queen of Adriatic Sea. Also very wet place. Raining made it a very cold and unpleasant trip. We always left our hotel between 6 or 7 in the morning. This time at 5 am and not one of us was ready for rain. Well, at least we knew where our group was, because the true estonians where strong and without an umbrella or rain cape. Also some guys started fooling around and entertained people there. They sold everything, started from ice, retarded children/monkeys/ ninjas, to butt blood/bugs/plugs to retarded ninjas dancing :) We had so much fun. But still, when me and Ele rubbed our behinds together for fun and the guy yelled" Selling rubbing asses" All guys turned their heads and looked, if they want it or not. Aparantly we where sold out because we hided ourselves :D And then we started to head back to Estonia. First hotel in Czech and then in Poland. On day 9 we reached Estonia where we said goodbye to Mr. Vunts, Jaan Tätte ning to Family Pontsik(Nicknames we cave to most awesome traveling mates)

Selling retarded ninjas :P

About our guide and busdrivers :) 

Well, guide liked to drink a lot and make unfunny jokes but when he was sober, his talk was interesting. Our busdrivers where russian, younger wan was our Gennu and older was Sass. When we had a stop in poland, we waited near the bus..I thought i would draw my usual aliens on the back of the bus. But poor old me...When Gennu saw that, he ran, grabbed my waist and asked" Mis sa teed" That scared me half dead! But oh how others laughed their pants off! Well, glad clown like me made everyone laugh again.

Sinjora Pontsik was always under the nose of the guide and stared him like he was Jesus. someone told me that she plays Need for speed ( she always wanted to be first everywhere) So I told them, thats its more like " Need for giid-Kukkel edition" Kukkel was potsiks first name ;)

Oh, and isnt it lovely that the only nightclub I visited the only dancers where mostly over 50 year old+ then there was me on the dancefloor...dancing with grannies ^^ Lovely ehh :)



So, now all we need to do, is wait til I get my hands on the other pics :)

It feels great to be back, missed you all!